To answer @eft’s question Jhake Vargas is German Moreno’s new buttboy (Billy Crawford is now old. Kuya Germs says do not want). He is also the closest thing we have to having a Filipino Justin Bieber (pic related: Gorgeous ~*~fan art~*~)
Instead of catchy pop tunes, Jhake Vargas uses a guitar and sings horrible covers of John Mayer and James Blunt (as if those songs weren’t horrible enough).
Yun lang.
Also: He’s retarded.
Also, anyone who has a misplaced H in their names should immediately be buttfucked by German Moreno. Twice.
twice, then bukkake‘d by the trio of Jovit Moya, German and Jobert Sucaldito.
(Source: chefgoldblum)
